After abandoning a lucrative yet unremarkable career in technology sales (well...okay, I got laid off. A lot), I have turned my full attention to the pursuit of literary greatness and internet fame in the hopes of securing a big fat book contract so I can go on all the talk shows and become a wealthy pundit. So...read my blog! Tell your friends who work in publishing and have clout to read my blog! Then tell them to call me! Thanks! (Must! Stop! Using! So! Many! Exclamation! Points!)

Copywhore by day, freelance writer by night.